The Little Hacker's Room

We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes   We're knights of the Round Table
With footwork impeccable      Our shows are formidable
We dine well here in Camelot      But many times
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.   We're given rhymes
               That are quite unsingable
In war we're tough and able,      We're opera mad in Camelot
Quite indefatigable         We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.
      -- Monty Python
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